METAFILTER'S SEXIEST MEFITE

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Meat meatbomb!

I am proud to accept this unanimous nomination!

1. What emoticon best represents how you look naked?
:)


2. How do you like yr taters?
Obedient and docile

3. What is your position on grilled cheese?
I am the grilled fucking cheese master, I even put sliced tomato all up in that shit, with mayonnaise.

4. How are fedoras and pinstripes relevant to your casual sex shenanigans?  
This question is moot, such items are strictly forbidden on my compound.

5. I know more about winning this award than you can possibly imagine.