1. What emoticon best represents how you look naked?
Dancing Banana, of course.
2. How do you like yr taters?
Hot and dripping.
3. What is your position on grilled cheese?
There is no position in which grilled cheese is not good.
4. How are fedoras and pinstripes relevant to your casual sex shenanigans?
A lack of fedoras and pinstripes ensures that I can have sexual shenanigans.
5. I know more about ____ than you can possibly imagine. (fill in the blank)