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Meet The White Hat!

1. What emoticon best represents how you look naked?

8============================!?

2. How do you like yr taters?

SEALED IN A FOIL PACKET AND THEN GRILLED OH YEAAAAAAH

3. What is your position on grilled cheese?

Missionary.

4. How are fedoras and pinstripes relevant to your casual sex shenanigans?  

Casual sex in pinstripes is like causal Friday at the Vatican. 

5. I know more about _____ than you can possibly imagine.

YOU

YOUR BEDROOM

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